Bryan Adams Throws His Hat in the Ring for Canadian Prime Minister

PRESS RELEASE: Bryan Adams Throws His Hat in the Ring for Canadian Prime Minister

In a surprising turn of events, Canadian rock icon Bryan Adams speaks 'Straight from the Heart' as he announced his candidacy for Prime Minister of Canada with his new anthem "Roll With The Punches."

 Adams, known for his musical prowess since the "Summer of '69," claims he's been championing for Canada throughout his career.

Adams stated, "I've been fighting for Canada since before I had to say 'Please Forgive Me' for my fashion choices. But don't worry, we 'Won't Run to You' with empty promises." He added, "This may 'Cut Like a Knife,' but I believe 'The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me is You,' Canada."

The rocker took a jab at American brands, suggesting that this trade war is no 'One Night Love Affair'. He plans to battle Trump's targeted tactics with the mindset of "Can't Stop This Thing We've Started'.  Adams' campaign slogan, inspired by his album "Waking Up the Neighbours," aims to rally Canadians to action.

He emphasized, "It's time for Canada to make its voice heard on the global stage. In an unexpected move, Adams proposed fellow Canadian artist Lawrence Gowan as the country's Fentanyl czar, citing Gowan's unique qualifications as he's one "Strange Animal" with a "Criminal Mind" to tackle the opioid crisis.

As Canada braces for this potential shift in leadership, one thing is certain: Bryan Adams is determined to rock the vote.